Manager: Jim Monken

Club: Barntonia United

Location: Barnhart, MO

Established: 2006

Home pitch (name): New St. James' Park

Bases: Stefan Corda Raptor G2

Why do you play Subbuteo: It's great fun. It's great to meet everyone in the league and have a game face to face.

Most difficult opponent: Thus far it's a tie between Jeff Drake and Mike Keller

Most memorable match: Easy, first match on new stadium vs. Crystal City Palace. A 4 - 0 win.

Favorite Soccer Teams: Newcastle United, Liverpool

Occupation: Funeral Director (By the way, are you feeling all right, you look a pale.)

Favorite movies: Several, but not all James Bond titles, Monty Python (Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Meaning of Life), 1st and 3rd Indiana Jones movies, Star Wars, Bonnie and Clyde, Godfather 1 and 2, Dillinger, Miller's Crossing, Slapshot, A Bridge Too Far, Battle of Britain

Favorite TV shows: Life on Mars (BBC America), Father Ted, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Favorite beverage: Barq’s Root Beer, Newcastle Brown Ale, Coke

Favorite musical groups or performers: ELO, Thin Lizzy, The Beatles, Cheap Trick, The Cars, Sparks, Styx, Journey

Favorite songs: Can't Get It Out of My Head, Boy Blue, A Day in the Life, Carry That Weight, Slip Slidin' Away, Propaganda